Friday, July 30, 2010

Like I failed

And I'm in discussions
with emissaries from him
and I'm feeling like, you know,
I'm really in a bad place.

You know
it's interesting
isn't it?

And like I fail-,
I'm a, like I failed.
I feel like I'm, like I failed.

Like I failed.

Nov. 5, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Destiny

I mean, something's
really fucked up
in my head
Doug.

I mean, I could be
and I could sti-,
end up still maybe
delivering pizzas somewhere.

Maybe that's where my destiny is,
right?

Nov. 5, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I'm so fuckin' anathema

I'm so fuckin' anathema
to these fuckin' people
over there.

Well
maybe when Jesse looks like he's real,
I ain't so anathema either.

Dec. 4, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Monday, July 26, 2010

Wrapped around my arms

We got, we got a lot of options here, man.

She's uh, she's pickin' Cabinet positions
and she has it in her power,
well not her power
but she has a tremendous amount of influence
on those, some of those decisions.

You agree with that?

So she's holding Health and Human Services
and I'm holding a U.S. Senate seat. Okay?
She's holding hers with two hands,
just kind'a clinging to, you know,
little pieces of it.

Me, I've got the whole thing
wrapped around my arms,
mine,
okay?

I'm willing to trade the thing I got
tightly held,
to her
for something she doesn't hold quite as tightly.

Nov. 5, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Friday, July 23, 2010

You Russian motherfuckers

U.N. Ambassador.
I'd take that.

You Russian motherfuckers.
Can you see me?

Nov. 5, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Thursday, July 22, 2010

My own family issues

Yeah, I can’t speak to the wife relationship.

I can’t say that,
I can’t speak to that,
I have my own situation
as you know.
My own family issues.

Okay, and Patti’s important to me, but...

Hey Patti,
if you really wanted
a U.S. senator,
you think I’d really
just do it
cause you wanted it?

Patti?

But see Patti says,
right, Patti says no
I, I wouldn’t.

Maybe Obama’s more henpecked than me.

Nov. 6, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

These national fuckers

You know
they're all fuckin' me,
and all these
national fuckers,
fuck you.

Dec. 4, 2008, Rod Blagojevich