Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Fuck him

And then this fucking Rahm's
gonna come to me for this,
you know, for help in the 5th CD,
fuck him.

You know what I mean?
All a one way street
with that little asshole,
fuck him.

Nov. 13, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Friday, August 27, 2010

Two shitty fucking years

I gotta tell ya,
I don't wanna be governor
for the next two years.
I wanna get going.

I'll, I, this has been
two shitty fucking years
where I'm doing the best I can
trying to get through a brick wall
and find ways around stuff
but it's like just screwing my family
and time is passing me by
and I'm stuck, it's no good.

It's no good.
I gotta get moving.

The whole world's passing me by
and I'm stuck in this fucking job
as governor now.

Everybody's passing me by
and I'm stuck.

Nov. 10, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Nasty fucking shitty fucking press

So here, here's
the immediate challenge.

How do we take
some of the financial pressure
off of our family here?

And then I have a personal issue
which is, I feel like
I'm fucking my children.
That's what I feel like.

The whole world's passing me by,
I'm stuck in this fucking gridlock
for two more fucking years, okay,
and nasty fucking shitty fucking press

and everything, you know,
and every asshole out there.

Nov. 10, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Monday, August 23, 2010

Screw everybody on Wednesday

Never saw myself
as more than
two terms as governor.

I'm not gonna rule out
three terms, um,
I've just never saw myself...

and, you know
election night on ah,
in 96, you know

our mantra was you know
before election night was
win on Tuesday...

I remember,
I don't know
if you guys remember this,

win on Tuesday,
screw everybody on Wednesday,
and quit on Thursday.

Nov. 10, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Friday, August 20, 2010

I did not lie to the FBI

The government threw everything
but the kitchen sink at me,
and on every charge
but one,
they could not prove that I broke any laws
except one,
a nebulous charge from five years ago.

I did not lie
to the FBI.
I told the truth
from the very beginning.

Aug. 17, 2010, Rod Blagojevich

Thursday, August 19, 2010

In remarks


I need like, we have anybody
who can write anything over there?

We need to go get us
like a speech writer
or something.

Maybe some young kid
or something from college,
I don't know.

From a good school,
who'd just be a good writer.

You know, and I don't need
formal speeches, but I need
someone who just has a good sense
of what you'd wanna put in,
in remarks.

Nov. 12, 2008, Rod Blagojevich

Monday, August 16, 2010

That's pretty bad, man

I mean,
you know,
I, I want,

the other thing is I,
it does give me pause.

She has zero support
among African Americans
and I'm gonna
make her the senator.

That's pretty bad, man.

Dec. 4, 2008, Rod Blagojevich